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  • #56739
    Pagan
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    If and when you go to matches, what really annoys you?

    Yesterday I had the pleasure of going to the Derby Millwall game, I’ve been quite a few times to Pride Park and there’s some bloke who takes a bloody drum with him, fortunately I’m usually in the away end. It really is the most tedious noise, can’t imagine being in it’s immediate vicinity….Pagan

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    #56744
    srd79
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    When I go to games, I find it annoying, when someone throw their plastic cup with beer.

    To stink of beer because some muppet two or three rows back decides the best way to show his frustration with something is to throw a cup of beer towards the field is just disgusting. And stupid.
    It always just hits some other fan. It never goes further.

    If I want to stink of beer I would prefer it to be beer from my own plastic cup. Not from some random person who probably also suffers from some sort of plague as well. Thank you for your left over beer and germs. Idiot.

    You should drink beer. Not throw it.

    In fact don’t throw anything at anybody. You’re not a chimp at the zoo, you inbred halfwit.

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    #56745
    srd79
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    Pagan, agree on the drum, actually. They’re better than vuvuzelas though.

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    #56798
    Nike19
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    I guess this is something similar to what I put out some weeks back re Seating or Selling Arrangements.

    Be it the old Filbert or King Power, I’ve sat in the Kop. If there is an element of snobbery, then I suppose really, we can’t have it both ways when we’re criticising the atmosphere at the grounds. It’s that type ilk of the ‘customer’ who’s loyal with a Season ticket and give his/her support through thick and thin.

    I didn’t like my clothes though smelling of Cigars. There’s one or two Flasks carriers, and they smell of drink, but as guess, that’s part and parcel of the hundreds and thousands you come into contact with.

    I don’t like the ones that get really aggressive too. They’re shouting at the players.

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    #56800
    steveosnakeeye
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    aggressive fans at a football match? thats shocking, they sould stay at home and post on the internet how much they HATE this club and that manager 😉

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    #56801
    threeps
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    Beer farts.

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    #56806
    nine nine nine
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    People arriving late, leaving early and then going to the bar early prior to half time and return late and after the game has already restarted.

    Also those that come to football sit behind you and incessantly talk about everything non football rather than watch the game.

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    #56808
    Chucky McChuckface
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    Finding the cat sitting in your armchair, and having the Misses tell you to leave it along because it’s old and you have to sit on the floor…

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    #56809
    Anonymous

    It’s not like u only have 1 armchair, leave the old boy they have much shorter lifespans.

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    #56812
    steveosnakeeye
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    use it as slippers and regain the chair!

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    #56813
    Chucky McChuckface
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    I keep telling her we have two of the buggers, just put it out it’s misery…

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    #56820
    Pagan
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    So two cats Chuckles, or the materials for a pair of gloves….Pagan

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    #56824
    maverick1973
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    Ladies farting.

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    #56827
    srd79
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    Just don’t throw beer. Drink it. I like going to games and watch my local club.

    And here are the rules:
    1) Don’t throw beer
    2) Don’t use vuvuzelas at all
    3) Only bang your drum gently
    4) Arrive on time. And don’t make sudden movements
    5) Don’t leave until the game is over unless your lady is farting
    6) Don’t clap or shout during the game as the sound may be irritaring to other people. From now on your emotions should be expressed only through the use of jazz hands. Nice and silent
    7) Do not bring pidgeons. They are silly creatures
    8) You shouldn’t bring armchairs and cats to games unless there is enough for everybody.
    9) You can only talk about other things than the actual game if it’s related to the rules mentioned above.
    10) If you cannot accept the rules you must stay at home spending time on the internet hating this club and that manager.

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    #56829
    maverick1973
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    Viking ladies fart,too??

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    #56833
    Brian blue
    Participant

    My biggest moan is kick off times later than 15.00 hrs especially in the winter months. I started watching the ladies game until somebody started banging a Big Drum, as Pagan mentioned earlier..very annoying. Why do they not go and join a band?

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    #56834
    Pagan
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    Brian, why don’t they join a band, simple, lack of talent…..Pagan

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    #56837
    srd79
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    Viking ladies fart the most due to their natural diet of bacon and beer.

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    #56842
    maverick1973
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    Viking-But do they eat beans??

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    #56871
    steveosnakeeye
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    srd79, i like your list of rules but the best by far is people celebrating using Jazz Hands! an entire stadium doing that has me in stitches….if only!!

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