If you promise me that Lovren will never be seen in a Liverpool shirt again, you can have the Liverpool job. Couple of criteria you have to adhere to…no interviews or communication whatsoever with the S**, you need to realise that Liverpool fans will worship you forever if you can bring the league championship back to Anfield, and finally no sabotaging us by playing Finnish part-timers in our team, unless they are defenders in which case they can play in place of Lovren!
By the way, Chucky, do Oulu Pallosaura still exist? I remember seeing them at Anfield in 1980 when we beat them 10-1. Lovren must have been playing centre back for us that night, because how they scored I’ll never know. They really were completely out of their depth!