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    Chucky McChuckface
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      A most dramatic end to a truly forgettable season… and our position in the Prem ensured for another year…

      First of all, hope to see the resignations of Johan Lange and Vinai Venkatesham on somebody’s desk sooner than later… do not want to see pictures of those two gimps sitting in the posh seats, home or away, any more… couldn’t manage a hot-dog stand between them!!!

      So, next season, expecting quite a few players in and out… let’s start with the outs…

      GK: Vicky the Venom… made too much noise about leaving… taxi please!

      CB’s: Time for Captain Red-Card to go, and Dragusin too… 2 new CB’s needed…. but about 80 million between them for the transfer pot, l

      RB’s: Porro & Spence… stick for now, unless one, or both are planning on leaving…

      LB’s: Undogie & Souza… again, stick for now, unless somebody is planning on leaving…

      Midfield: Benny, Pauli, Conner, Sarr, Gray, Bergvall, Bissuma, Maddison, Simons.. I Sarr (20 mil) and Bissuma (free) are off anyway, with Pauli on loan… could do with at least one new “body” in there…

      AM: Maddison (keep), Simons (keep)….

      Wingers: Tel (keep), Odd-job, injured, Kudos, Kuluveski… happy with that lot when fit…

      Up Top: Richarlison (sell), Solonke (sell), Mauni (loan)… so 2 or 3 proper Strikers at least

      So, at least 2 cb’s, one midfielder, 2 (at least) strikers…

      Ins: So, we’ll find out if Robertson and Sensai are coming in or not… plus the lad in Germany coming back… chuck in Trafford as a new #1 and I recking that’s defence sorted…

      Midfield: With no European Football at all, going to be hard to attract any top draw players…

      Strikers: BRING BACK HARRY!! Back to reality, same problem as mid-field… not sure who we could attract!!!

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      #247004
      Chucky McChuckface
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        And a special mentioned to Davies, been a wonderful and loyal servant, always got on with the job, and never complained… jack of all trades and master of none, I hope the club can keep him around in a coaching role of some sorts, show the youngsters what a model professional should be.

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        #247010
        Chucky McChuckface
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          Saw this list on another website, from a fan who’s even more annoyed than me!!!

          GOALKEEPERS

          Guglielmo Vicario – Leave (agree – 25m?)
          Brandon Austin – Leave (but then we’d need a third choice?)
          Antonin Kinsky – Stay (agree)

          DEFENDERS

          Radu Dragusin – Leave (agree – 20m?)
          Destiny Udogie – Leave (keep!)
          Cristian Romero – Leave (agree – 60m?)
          Micky van de Ven – Stay (agree)
          Souza – Leave (bit unfair, not really seen him play, keep for now!)
          Ben Davies – Leave (still think he’s worth another year!)
          Djed Spence – Stay (agree)
          Pedro Porro – Stay (agree)
          Kevin Danso – Stay (agree)

          MIDFIELDERS

          Joao Palhinha – Stay (agree)
          Xavi Simons – Stay (agree… and who would buy him anyway?)
          Yves Bissouma – Leave (agree – free!)
          James Maddison – Stay (agree)
          Archie Gray – Stay (agree)
          Lucas Bergvall – Stay (agree)
          Conor Gallagher – Stay (agree)
          Pape Matar Sarr – Leave (agree – 15m)
          Rodrigo Bentancur – Leave (not sure about that, wouldn’t be pushing him out the door unless we had a proper replacement lined up!)

          ATTACKERS

          Richarlison – Leave (agree – 25m?)
          Mathys Tel – Leave (keep for now, has got “better” but still room for more!)
          Dominic Solanke – Leave (agree – 20m?)
          Randal Kolo Muani – Leave (agree, should be clearing out his locker already!)
          Wilson Odobert – Leave (keep for now, young lad and got only 1 leg at the moment, can’t see anybody buying him anyway!)
          Mohammed Kudus – Leave (strongly disagree, best player this season, low bar admittedly, before his injury, keep for sure!)
          Dejan Kulusevski – Stay (bloody hell did we miss him, but is he the player we remember?)

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          #247014
          Chucky McChuckface
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            Which leads us to “in’s”…

            Robertson and Senai… apparently already agreed if we didn’t go down… on free’s… happy with that…

            Trafford for goalie.. 35m?

            And Vuskovic from Germany, that’s defence sorted out and showing a profit too!!

            Midfield… who can we get without Euro footy?!?!?!? Would like to see Gibbs-White, or even Morgan Rodger… but can’t see that happening…

            Attackers… same problem, who can we get without Euro footy?!?!? Wouldn’t made that Valaovofgfivc fella from Juve on a free, might cost a ton in wages, and I’m sure we’re going to be linked with Greenwood if we haven’t already (great player on the pitch, complete c**t of the pitch)… but other than that??

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            #247015
            Adidas20
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              Have a watch of this Chucks if not seen already:

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              #247024
              maverick1973
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                Need covers for Kulu and Madders.Bowen would be a good signing. Just look @ teams like Brighton and Bournemouth, keep finding gems without European football. With a few clever additions and the manager being supported, I can see Spuds surprising a few people next season!

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                #247027
                Chucky McChuckface
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                  You’ve got to hand it to the likes of Brighton, Bournemouth and Sunderland… they’ve all upset the apple cart and fair play to ’em!!

                  Unfortunately, they’re going to either struggle with the extra Euro games (those that have them!), and get those players cherry-picked…

                  And then we chuck in the likes of Forest and Newcastle, both of whom have badly underperformed and I think both have issues with needing to sell before they can buy (as with Villa too!)…

                  Full of optimism now, but some careful signings and a bit of luck with injuries, we should be will within reach of Euro footy next year…

                  We finished 10-11-17… improve enough to turn 7 L’s into 7 W’s, giving us 17-11-10 and that would have been CL footy this year…. I don’t think that’s impossible at all…

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                  #247029
                  Chucky McChuckface
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                    We’ve got Kudos backing up Kulu on the right, no probs there, and both Connor and wee Lucas can back up Madders (along with Simons after Christmas)… it’s the other side which “concerns” me… Tel and a crippled Odebert (back around Christmas)… is Bowen left-sided? Thought he was right sided myself…

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                    #247030
                    maverick1973
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                      He is a left-sided,you could also try for Castellanos,brilliant little player.You could also raid Wolves,they have some classy young players,too.

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                      #247038
                      Chucky McChuckface
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                        Actually, now you mention it, do like that Castellanos, elements of Lamela about him, would rather have him than Bowen (and a lot less Danny Dyer bullshit too!)

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                        #247041
                        maverick1973
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                          Come on,you Aussie tart,Danny Dyer is brilliant.

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                          #247049
                          Chucky McChuckface
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                            Mate, he milks it worse than a Porro headbutt… he’s about as cockney as Huge Grant.

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                            #247136
                            Chucky McChuckface
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                              Can’t believe the Buff-miester General hasn’t popped by…

                              Can one of you YooUtd fans check if Southend Pier is still shaking?

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                              #247166
                              maverick1973
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                                He must be away,surely would have been winding us all up?

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                                #247513
                                Chucky McChuckface
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                                  Takes a long time to hitchhike to Hungry….

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                                  #247515
                                  steveosnakeeye
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                                    Sorry lads not been able to log in

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                                    #247704
                                    Chucky McChuckface
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                                      Still, 1 out of 4 ain’t too shabby… but other than that, hard not to take the piss, had to laugh when Eze missed, hate those spastic run-ups anyway, regardless of the shirt, but that was funny!!

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                                      #247718
                                      maverick1973
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                                        Hey Buffy,congrats on winning the title! Pity about last night,but what a season for your lads!

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                                        #247728
                                        steveosnakeeye
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                                          Hate those run ups as well Nancy got what he deserved
                                          Coulda gone either way and woulda pissed myself at the haters but I’m genuinely happy to have finally won the pl and great for the young ones in hadn’t seen it
                                          Thanks dr Nick
                                          How the fuvk did you get 3rd? Mental
                                          Think you missed a trick with ariola too but time will tell especially if he ends up at pool!

                                          Nancy you have the temerity to take the piss at all?! You should say thank you for us beating the hammers it kept you up now 🤫 I’m sure you will definitely definitely finish higher than 17th next year

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                                          #247731
                                          Chucky McChuckface
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                                            Come on Buffy, it’s in the jobs description, cyber chum!

                                            To be honest, I think it’s yours to snooze, I mean lose, next year, everybody else is in “transition” for the season… City, Pool, YooUtd, all new managers, just about every other club that end of the table need to sell before they can buy….

                                            Nothing for 22 years then 2 in a row…

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